{"id":157,"date":"2007-03-01T13:39:29","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T17:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/2007-03-01\/google-search-queries\/"},"modified":"2007-03-01T13:39:29","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T17:39:29","slug":"google-search-queries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/2007-03-01\/google-search-queries\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Search Queries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following in <a href=\"http:\/\/web.glandium.org\/blog\/?p=117\">the<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/diveintomark.org\/archives\/2007\/03\/01\/cant\">tradition<\/a>, here are some amusing search terms used to find this website in the past month:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>thunderbird is already running &#8211; <em>good for it<\/em>\n<li>10 oz baby &#8211; <em>not quite<\/em>\n<li>greek mythology atlas shoulders\n<li>different kinds of hammer &#8211; <em title=\"I am not a carpenter.\">IANAC<\/em>\n<li>hares -delete in vcs &#8211; <em>Version-controlled rabbit stew?<\/em>\n<li>ubuntu breasts &#8211; <em>This shows up regularly&#8230; what <strong>are<\/strong> they expecting to find?<\/em>\n<li>mens nipple brestfeeding\n<li>tortoise vs svk &#8211; <em>tortoise wins?<\/em>\n<li>baby lojack and hospitals\n<li>should we be able to design babies &#8211; <em>no<\/em>\n<li>breastfeeding and firefighting &#8211; <em>Not a combination I would recommend<\/em>\n<li>life should not be a journey to the grave &#8211; <em>We&#8217;re all going to die somtime<\/em>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following in the tradition, here are some amusing search terms used to find this website in the past month: thunderbird is already running &#8211; good for it 10 oz baby &#8211; not quite greek mythology atlas shoulders different kinds of hammer &#8211; IANAC hares -delete in vcs &#8211; Version-controlled rabbit stew? ubuntu breasts &#8211; This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/benjamin.smedbergs.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}